Nov 30, - As for improving semen's taste, my extensive search of the medical literature and the Internet show no studies--but no shortage of opinions. Jun 23, - So, here are our top five tips to make his sperm taste super – or at least half way decent Juice it up. Get him to drink as much pineapple and cranberry juice as possible: it'll make his semen taste a lot sweeter and fruitier. Load up on water. Avoid caffeine. Avoid strong smelling foods. Avoid alcohol and.